Asparagus knife

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asparagus knife
asparagus knife

This is a knife you got from a can of asparagus. It's sharp, and will make the pee of anything you stab with it smell funny.

(Meat Pasting component)
Type: weapon (1-handed knife)
Damage: 2 - 3
Selling Price: 20 Meat.

+1 Stench Damage


(In-game plural: asparagus knives)
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Item number: 19
Description ID: 889193761
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Obtained From

The Haunted Pantry
fiendish can of asparagus
Trespasser (0-1)

Uses

Messages

The pain of being dumped right before the prom cuts like a knife, but not as effectively or literally as the cut you make with your asparagus knife. You do X damage. BONK! POW! KAPOW!
You do a little stabbity-stabbity with your asparagus knife, dealing X to your opponent, as well as making <its> blood smell funny. SMACK! SPLAT! BOOF!

Notes

See Also

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