Assassin
- For the servant of the same name, see Assassin (servant).
| Assassin | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1696 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | assassin's cheese knife |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a AssassinYou approach a guy in a green hooded cloak to ask him if you're in the right place for the Stinkiest Adventurer contest.
"You dare speak to meeeee?" he says. "The world's greatest Assassin?"
"Wait... Assassin? You didn't go with some kind of clever joke? Just... assassin?"
He stares at you for a moment. His cloak flutters. Another moment passes.
"Oh," you say. "Okay. Now I get it."
Hit Message(s):
You may have smelt the attack just leveled against your <shoulder>, but it was definitely the Assassin who dealt the blow. Eek! Ow! Oof! (stench damage)
His attack against your <shoulder>, though silent, proves deadly. Ouch! Ow! Eek! (stench damage)
He cuts some cheese. The stench released is overwhelming. Ow! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He envelops you in his billowing cloak, which then billows some more. This is worse than the time you ordered oatmeal at that Dutch restaurant! Eek! Oof! Ooh! (stench damage)
He swirls his cloak, stirring up foul-smelling air. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He strains for a moment, but nothing happens.
He leans to the side for a second, but nothing happens.
He strains for a moment, but nothing happens. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Stinkiest Adventurer contest).
Notes
- Sometimes blocks physical attacks with the message:
- He jumps surprisingly high, and avoids your attack.
Trivia
- The name is a play on words with 'Ass' and 'Assassin', being both; figuratively and literally.
References
- The hit message about the Dutch restaurant is referencing a 'Dutch oven', in which a person traps another's (usually their spouse) head under some kind of covers after farting in it.
