Astral bludgeon
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This is an elephant that's been reincarnated as a hefty club. Depending on which part of it you hold, you'll get a variety of different impressions as to what the elephant was shaped like in its previous life.
Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Damage: 5 - 10
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest ItemMuscle +25%
Weapon Damage +20
+15% chance of Critical Hit
(In-game plural: astral bludgeons)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Pet Heaven (10 Karma)
Messages
It will never forget that you bludgeoned it for X damage. BONK! BOOF! BARF!
You've never seen an elephant fly, but now you've seen an elephant bludgeon hit for X damage. KERBLAM! WHAMMO! KERBLAM!
The spirit of the bludgeon passes through him, carving out X damage along the way. BAM! WHAMMO! BARF!
Rather than wrap it up in cellophant, you bludgeon it with your astral bludgeon for X damage. BOOF! BONK! WHAMMO!
See Also
Reference
- The description references the story of Blind Men and an Elephant