Béarnaise zombie
| Béarnaise zombie | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 687 |
| Locations | Anywhere, after defeating the Mob Penguin hitman as a Sauceror. |
| Hit Points | 120 |
| Attack | 95 |
| Defense | 85 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a béarnaise zombieHead bowed, a lone figure stumbles down the path -- you aren't sure if he's injured or drunk, but it's clear from the way he's staggering that he's on his last legs. You grab his shoulder to keep him from falling over as he lurches up to you. "Hey buddy, you okay?"
Slowly the head lifts, and your gaze falls on gouged, empty eye-sockets dripping rivulets of thick yellow ooze. As you leap backwards in revulsion, the odor of vinegar and tarragon greets your nostrils -- sauce béarnaise!
The figure moans, more of the thick yellow dressing pouring from its mouth and down its chin, and it shambles toward you. Gross!
Hit Message(s):
You slip on a puddle of sauce and fall, cracking your head on the floor. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
It smacks you in the face. You get tarragon in your eye, whatever that is, and vinegar, which kind of stings. Eek! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Argh!
It claws your <shins>, which hurts, but at least you didn't get sauce on you. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Eek!
It bites you on the groin. Aw man, if you catch zombie off this thing, you're gonna be ticked. Oof! Oof! Ooh! Eek! Oof!
It flails mindlessly at you, spraying béarnaise everywhere. It burns! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ow!
It gazes deep into your eyes with its empty eye sockets. Spooky, spooky, spooky! Oof! Ow! Ow! Argh! Oof! (spooky damage)
It bites your skull, eager to get at your tasty brains. Some of the sauce gets in there too, and that isn't very comfortable. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Oof!
Its teeth clack together loudly as you jump out of range of its attack. You wince at the noise.
It moans again, and more yellow goop pours out. "Man, that is really disgusting," you say. "Knock it off!"
It tries to smack you, but its saucy arm falls off instead. It looks embarrassed. Er, the zombie does. Not the arm.
It gazes at you with its empty eye sockets. You stare back, determined not to blink first.
It starts to attack you, but skids on a puddle of glop on the ground.
It slips on its own sauce and falls laboriously to the floor.
It lurches slowly toward you. You wait. (FUMBLE!)
Notes
- Occurs at any adventure.php location, and will only occur as a Sauceror after defeating the Mob Penguin hitman and reaching at least 75 Mysticality during the Me and My Nemesis quest. You will continue to encounter them every 35-50 adventures until your mainstat reaches 90.
- This monster may be encountered while falling-down drunk.
- After this enemy is encountered and defeated, the following text appears under Guild Quests:
- Me and My Nemesis
- Bam! So much for your Nemesis' assassins! If that's the best they've got, you have nothing at all to worry about.
- You sure hope that's the best they've got.
- Or, if you encounter this enemy and get beaten up:
- Me and My Nemesis
- Your suspicious have been confirmed: your Nemesis has put the order out for you to be hunted down and killed, and now they're sending their own guys instead of contracting out. Good luck!
