BRICKO vacuum cleaner (monster)
| BRICKO vacuum cleaner | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 925 |
| Locations | using a BRICKO vacuum cleaner |
| Hit Points | 2500 |
| Attack | 400 |
| Defense | 360 |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 10% physical, 10% elemental |
| Monster Parts | wheel, bag, fan |
| Drops | broken BRICKO brick |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a BRICKO vacuum cleanerYou put the massive BRICKO vacuum cleaner on the ground and give it an experimental kick. It whirs to life, and starts looking for messes to clean up.
Unfortunately, it appears that -- in the vacuum's opinion, so don't shoot the messenger, here -- it thinks you're part of the mess. Let's just call you Nature, because you're sure to abhor this thing by the time you're done.
Hit Message(s):
It sucks up a few of your toes. This little piggy needed a medic. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ow!
It sucks your leg into its fearsome maw, giving you a crash course on doing the splits. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ow!
It sucks your arm into its fearsome maw, leaving you singing the dislocated shoulder blues. Oof! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Oof!
It bashes into your knee. Criminy, that hurt! Eek! Ow! Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
It switches from suck to blow, and pelts you with all the grit, dirt, and mid-size boulders it's already sucked up.
It tries to suck your leg into its fearsome maw, but you leg it away.
It tries to suck you into its fearsome maw, but you keep your paws out of its maw.
It equips its crevice attachment. You get all of your crevices as far away from it as you can.
It tries to bash into your knee, but you decide you kneed to dodge.
It stops to empty its bag. Then it can't figure out where to empty the bag where it won't just have to suck everything up again. Wow, it's weird to see a vacuum have an existential crisis. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 98-100 <substat>. |
 | You acquire 5−15 broken BRICKO bricks |
Notes
- If you lose the fight, you get the BRICKO vacuum cleaner item back, with the message:
- Afterwards, you slink back and pick up the vacuum cleaner again.
 | You acquire an item: BRICKO vacuum cleaner |
