Bagelmat-5000
The Bagelmat-5000 gazes longingly at you with its strange, needle-like pupils. Either that or the needles in the Bagelmat-5000's two gauges indicate that all systems are nominal and that the machine is ready to make some bagels.
A label on the front reads, simply enough, "INSERT DOUGH." You turn the word "dough" over in your mind. "Dough. Dough. Dough dough." It's funny. It's a funny word.
You snap out of your dough reverie, annoyed with yourself. This place is probably killing a lot of brain cells.
You have X wads of dough in your sack.
Insert a wad of dough |
You shove a wad of dough into the slot on the top of the machine, and press the big bagel-shaped button on the front. There is a whirring followed by a gurgling followed by three bagels dropping into the tray at the machine's base.
![]() | You acquire 3 plain bagels |
- With candy cane sword cane equipped:
Jam your candy cane sword into the machine |
You draw your sword and jam it into the machine. You manage to roll some left over dough remnants around the flavorful tip of your sword.
![]() | You acquire an item: peppermint donut |
Leave the machine |
You decide that you no longer trust Bagelman 5000. He was looking at you funny.
Leads to Heart of Madness
Occurs from Heart of Madness.
Notes
- Choosing to insert a wad of dough does not end the adventure.
- Leaving takes an adventure, and takes you back to Heart of Madness.