Balsa plank
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balsa plank
This is a plank of light, soft balsa wood. It's good for introductory woodworking, because you could cut it with a butterknife, so you're less likely to lose a thumb forcing it through the table saw.
You gotta wonder why Shop class doesn't just use butter, though. Maybe they can't afford to keep the room cold enough, or maybe fewer students would sign up for Butter Shop versus Wood Shop.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 6 Meat.
(In-game plural: balsa planks)
Obtained From
When Used
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| You chant hilariously and smack yourself in the face with the plank. | ||
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 | You lose an effect: Beaten Up |
Notes
- Can be used as currency in Shop Class to buy deathchucks, miniature suspension bridge, Staff of the Lunch Lady, and world's most dangerous birdhouse.
References
- In the hilarious film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, monks are seen to whack themselves in the face while chanting.
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