Basement Urges
You find yourself in a typical unfinished basement. A bunch of disused excersize equipment sits in one corner next to a 55-gallon drum of hair gel. Totally typical basement stuff.
You also notice a chainsaw hanging from a hook on one of the beams. You always did have pretty good chainsaw-dar.
You also see the house's breaker box -- you could probably modify it with the electronics kit you're carrying, if you're of a mind to.
| Use the workout equipment |
You use the exercise equipment to the best of your ability. Too bad this basement doesn't have some kind of troglodyte personal trainer living in it.
| You gain 150-200 (450-500 in hard mode) Strengthliness. |
| Use the hair gel |
You plunge both hands into the hair gel and then absolutely douse yourself in it from the ears up.
 | You acquire an effect: The Best Hair You've Ever Had (duration: 20 Adventures) |
| Grab the chainsaw |
You grab the chainsaw, disappointed to learn that it's almost out of gas.
 | You acquire an item: intimidating chainsaw |
| Modify the living room lights |
With your electronics kit, it is the work of a moment to make the living room lights strobe off and on several times a second. This will be great, until it shorts out and burns the house down.
Occurs when choosing Investigate the basement at It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused.
Notes
- Modifying the living room lights uses an electronics kit to increase megawoots by 20.
