Batbugbear

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batbugbear You're fighting a batbugbear

This is a bugbear modified with bat genes (y'know, what Bruce Wayne wears to mow the lawn) to enhance its natural sonar. The giant leathery wings were a byproduct of the process, which just shows how backwards bugbear scientists' priorities are.

Hit Message(s):

It emits an ear-piercing high-frequency ping. Your eardrums emit a regular-frequency, pierced schlorp. Eek! Argh! Ouch!

It slashes you with an enhanced bat-claw. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

It squeaks and bites you with a combination of bugbear teeth and bat fangs, all of which are sharp. Oof! Eek! Oof!

It smacks you with a leathery wing. The Leathery Wing in the wax museum's where they keep the George Hamilton and Steven Tyler figures. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs you, flies up a couple dozen feet, and drops you. You'd swear its squeaking sounds like laughter as you fall to your doom. What a jerk. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It squeaks and flies around the nearest light fixture, confused.

It tries to smack you with a leathery wing, but you wun away fwom the wing.

It tries to slash you with a bat-claw, but stops to eat a bearclaw.

It emits a ping, but you emit a pong right back.

Fumble Message:

It pings, boops, and squeaks to get a feel for the shape of the room around it before it attacks again. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: BURT (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at the Entryway, Guano Junction, the Batrat and Ratbat Burrow, the Beanbat Chamber, and at Sonar.

References

  • Bruce Wayne is the alter-ego of Batman.