Batty About Fruit
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As you're walking through the hippy camp, you see a vegan hippy chef sitting off by himself, about to enjoy a big bowl of fruit. Since hippies usually travel in groups (or "funks," as the scientific community calls them), you sure are lucky to catch one by himself. You decide this is a perfect chance to practice your ventriloquism skills (or skillz, depending on your madness level). You hide behind a nearby tree and wait for the hippy to take a bite.
As he bites into a piece of fruit, you project a piercing scream coming from the mangled foodstuff. You then throw your voice to the fruit bowl and say "Oh my god! Larry! He got Larry!", "You bastard, don't eat me!", and "I just want to live! LIVE!"
The hippy drops his fruit and runs away screaming. He'll probably be an Oxygenarian for the rest of his life. You hork the fruit bowl and walk away, whistling a jaunty air. Your ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke.
 | You acquire an item: fruit bowl |
Occurred at The Hippy Camp with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory and while undisguised.
References
- The fruit talking is from the comic The Far Side by Gary Larson, which features a bowl of fruits with someone taking one out. They even used the same name of the fruit, Larry.
