Bearpig topiary animal
| Bearpig topiary animal | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1246 |
| Locations | Twin Peak |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 80 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, torso, tail, snout |
| Drops | pestopiary, rusty hedge trimmers |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a bearpig topiary animalThis topiary animal has a curly tail and snout like a pig, but a muzzle and ears like a bear, and the arms almost look like a man's arms, and . . . look, don't drink and prune the shrubbery, okay?
Hit Message(s):
It stomps on you with one cloven hoof and one bear paw. They hurt about the same. Ooh! Ooh!
It scrapes you with some twigs and pummels you with some berries. Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)
It roots for truffles, but ends up biting you on the <arm> instead. Oof! Ow!
It snorts loudly and mauls you with some twiggy claws. This little twiggy went across your <throat>. . . Ow! Eek!
It grabs a nearby beehive, eats the honey out of it, and tosses it at you. Angry bees sting the bee-jebus out of you. Oof! Ugh!
It tries to stomp on your foot, but can't decide wether[sic] to use its paw or its cloven hoof.
It tries to hit you with twigs and berries, but you don't go in for that funny stuff.
It stops fighting to root for truffles for a second.
It tries to maul you with its twiggy claws, but taps you with a cloven hoof instead.
You shout, "hey, isn't bacon delicious?" It sits down and has an internal argument, cognitive dissonance rattling it to its very roots. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: pestopiary (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: rusty hedge trimmers (15% chance)* |
| You gain 21 <substat>. |
References
- Likely a reference to ManBearPig from South Park.
