Biclops
| Biclops | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1579 |
| Locations | The Road to the White Citadel |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 38 |
| Defense | 33 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | duonoculars |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a biclopsYou finally manage to push past all the stoners milling around the poppy field, and make it to the woods at the other side of the clearing. As the narcotic haze starts to lift from your mind, leaving you with a pounding headache, you hope that it isn't much farther to the White Citadel. You could really go for about thirty sliders right about now.
And then it turns out you aren't the only one around here who's hungry, and that pounding noise isn't coming from your head. A massive ogre stomps up to you with saliva dripping from his lips, and an angry red light in his -- gasp! -- two eyes.
Hit Message(s):
He chomps you with his ogre-y fangs, using his excellent depth perception to really get in there. Ooh!
He throws his ogre-spear at you, using his excellent depth perception to hit. Oof!
He hurls a rock at you, using his binocular vision to hit you with stunning precision. Ugh!
He asks your name, and you say, "Nobody," and he punches you. Maybe you should have said, "Puddin' Tain." Ouch!
He growls, "Are you lookin' at my EYES?" and socks you in the <thigh>. Ow!
He tries to grind your bones into bread. It doesn't work, because that's not how bread works, but it's painful. Ugh!
He pokes you in the eye, then laughs and says, "who's the cyclops now, eh? They used to laugh at my one-eyed brother all the time! Who's laughing now?" Argh!
He tries to chomp you with his ogre-y fangs, but closes an eye and loses his depth perception.
He throws his ogre-spear at you, but closes one eye before he does and loses his depth perception.
He throws a rock at you, but you dodge.
He asks your name, and you say, "Nobody."
He growls, "Are you lookin' at my EYES?" you say that you are, and that that's the polite thing to do when addressing someone.
He tries to grind your bones to make his bread, but you point out that flour would probably be more effective.
He stops and pulls out a pair of binoculars, using them to scrutinize your defenses and see where best to hit you next. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: duonoculars (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- Like absolutely every other part of the White Citadel quest, this is a reference to The Odyssey; in this case, the cyclops Polyphemus.
