Biker Swagger (skill)

Biker Swagger

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: 30

Sneaky Pete had a lot of swagger, but when he was on a motorcycle, he had a lot of swagger on a motorcycle. There's a crucial difference.

 Gives Effect: Biker Swagger
(X Adventures)

Source:	Sneaky Pete's Gate
Price:	N/A
Class:	Avatar of Sneaky Pete
Level:	Motorcycle Guy 9
Effect:	Gives X turns of +30 to Monster Level.
When Used:

You strike your best bikerly pose.

<audience message>

You acquire an effect: Biker Swagger
(duration: X Adventures)

Notes

21-50 Love

A man in the audience tries to start a slow clap, but he's quickly drowned out by thunderous applause.
People in the audience are applauding, whistling, laughing, and weeping -- some of them doing all of it at the same time. Those people are probably insane. But even the sane ones seem to really dig you.
The audience showers you with an entire florist shop's worth of flowers thrown at your feet.
The audience laughs uproariously, weeping and holding their sides at your antics.
There's more clapping and whistling going on in the audience than at your average dog show.
Peals of laughter and applause roll out of the audience and over you like a wave of gratification.
The shouts of "Bravo!" are so deafening you can barely hear your motorcycle.
The audience leaps to its feet as one, each person applauding so hard their hands hurt.
There are so many people shouting "Woo" in the audience that it sounds like a fleet of ambulances.
The audience goes, "awwww," deeply moved by your touching antics.

11-20 Love

A few groups of people in the audience clap their hands and stomp their feet with enthusiasm.
A whole row of the audience goes, "Awww," deeply moved by what you're doing.
Shouts of "Bravo!" echo throughout the audience.
Most of the audience laughs heartily at your hilarious antics.
There's a whole chorus of "Woo!"s from the audience, all pitched at you.
A lady in the audience throws a bouquet of flowers at your feet.
There are a few jubilant whistles in the audience, interspersed with applause.
A whole row stands up and applauds, and everyone else claps along while seated
A man stands up and starts a slow clap, which builds to a restrained but definite ovation.
Several members of the audience clap enthusiastically.

11-20 Hate

The audience pelts you with banana peels and empty soda cans. They're really not digging you right now.
Several people in the audience take off their shoes and throw them at you. Honestly, who throws a shoe?
Several members of the audience hiss at you, like a bunch of angry cats.
There's a growing chorus of "Booooo!" from the audience. Either they're turning into ghosts, or they're not that fond of you.
One guy shouts, "aw, c'mon!" and half the audience joins in booing you.
A guy shouts, "Gimme a break!" and several other audience members join in voicing their disapproval.
About half the audience jeers at you while the other half sit in disapproving
There's a growing whispering in the audience, a discontented murmur that could soon erupt into boos. Not booze, sadly.
A few rotten tomatoes fly through the air at you, endangering your freshness rating, but you manage to dodge them.
A chorus of boos erupts from the audience. You try to pretend they're saying "Bruuuuce!" but you can't quite.

21-50 Hate

The audience jeers, sneers, boos and hisses. If anyone's applauding or laughing, they're completely drowned out.
One guy in the audience starts applauding, and the rest jump on him and pummel him silent. They are not enjoying what you're doing right now, I tell you what.
The audience sneers at you, then jeers at you, and you're not sure which is worse. These guys are not digging on you.
The audience starts flipping over trash cans and setting things on fire, delirious with hatred for you.
The audience gasps, all of them appalled at how badly you're acting.
There's so much hissing going on in the audience right now that it sounds like a dozen cats fighting a dozen snakes in a burlap sack.
You're standing in a growing pile of rotten tomatoes and cabbages that the audience has flung at you in their hatred.
The boos and catcalls from the audience are so loud that they can no longer hear your clever one-liners.
There's a constant rain of banana peels, soda cans, and other assorted garbage as the audience expresses their disapproval by throwing things.
The audience shouts, "BOOO!" with one voice, so loud it rattles your eardrums.

If the audience's mood is between 10 hate and 10 love, no corresponding message is displayed.