Black Crayon Elemental
| Black Crayon Elemental | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1205 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a elemental-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | elements, eyes |
| Drops | crayon shavings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon ElementalWhat is the true nature of existence? What might an artist draw should he try to depict the fundamental truth underlying all things, especially if that artist was in a hurry to go buy some more sarcastic T-shirts at Warm Subject? Might he not draw some flamey-shapes with some eyes on the bottom?
Yes, he might.
Hit Message(s):
It pokes you with its sharp bits. Elementally, my dear Watson. Ow! Oof! Ooh!
It convinces you it's a fire elemental, and manages to burn you through the power of suggestion. Ugh! Eek! Ow! (hot damage)
It convinces you it's an ice elemental, freezing your <lower back> through the power of suggestion. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It convinces you it's a spooky elemental, scaring you half to death for no good reason. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
It demonstrates its true power as a black crayon elemental by covering you head-to-toe in black wax with one mighty attack. It gets in your hair, it gets in your pores, and it seriously gets on your nerves. Oof! Ooh! Ugh!
It tries unsuccessfully to convince you it's a fire elemental.
It tries unsuccessfully to convince you it's an ice elemental.
It tries to convince you it's a spooky elemental, but you point out it's still made of black crayon.
It tries to poke you with its sharp bits, but lacks the elements of style to pull it off.
It tries to convince you it's a stench elemental, but you point out the lack of wavy lines suggesting a bad smell. It can't argue with your knowledge of artistic tropes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a elemental-type monster)
