Black Crayon Spiraling Shape
| Black Crayon Spiraling Shape | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1200 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a weird-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | line, spiral |
| Drops | crayon shavings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon Spiraling ShapeSometimes the feelings overwhelming an artist are too intense to be rendered in mere mindless recreation of everyday people and monsters. Sometimes the demons that swirl through the dark miasma of an artist's soul, the torment that he must live with every day, the neverending complaints from his mother that he should get a little sun every now and again, sometimes these feelings can only be expressed with pure shape and form.
So this spiral and its squiggles are a primal scream of rage, only the kind of scream you make with a crayon instead of your larynx.
Hit Message(s):
It floats around you, then constricts its spirals until you hear your ribs cracking. Argh! Ugh! Ow!
You realize those squiggles are probably supposed to be heat lines, and then you get burned on your solar plexus. (hot damage) Ouch! Ow! Ouch!
It turns on its end and slices you. Turns out it's really a drawing of a razor-sharp can lid. Ugh! Oof! Argh!
It pokes you with a squiggle. You squirm. Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
It spirals at you until you go insane and bite your own tongue. Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
It floats around you, then constricts its spirals until you hear your ribs cracking. Ouch! Oof! Oof!
It tries to poke you with a squiggle, but you just giggle at the squiggle.
It spirals silently, failing to attack.
You stare at the squiggles, giggling as they wriggle.
It spirals at you, but you refuse to go insane.
It stops and spirals the other way for a while, then forgets whether its supposed to wiggle the squiggles while its spiraling or not. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a weird-type monster)
References
- The monster name is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song "Spiraling Shape".
