Board games elemental
| Board games elemental | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1967 |
| Locations | 12 West Main |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | board, card, pawn, token |
| Drops | extremely confusing manual, foam pistol |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a board games elementalA complex amalgamation of boards, cards, dice, little wooden cubes, and plastic figurines stomps up to you, and offers to trade you some lumber in exchange for your wooly ruminants.
Hit Message(s):
It rolls a fistful of dice -- some of which have weird symbols on them instead of numbers -- and declares that you have been hit. Argh! Oof! Eek!
"Hah, take this!" it exclaims, handing you a card. The card says "WOUND" and has a picture of a blood drop. Argh! Oof! Oof!
It moves some little plastic spaceships and cardboard tokens around, and explains what it just did to you. You didn't understand a word of it. Ow! Eek! Eek!
It rolls three sixes onto a Triple Word Score, taps two Mountains, and shouts "Checkmate!" (CRITICAL HIT!)
It rolls some dice at you, and sighs at the result.
The elemental carefully scans a hand of playing cards, then grumbles "Your go," as it draws another one.
It pushes a bunch of colorful tokens and plastic spaceships around, and then tells you it's your turn.
It starts to attack you, but has to check the rules for how to do that. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: extremely confusing manual (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: foam pistol (5% chance)* |
Occurs at 12 West Main.
