Boil
Boil
Type: Combat SpellMP Cost: 5
Jarlsberg, like most members of his profession, was subtle and quick to anger. Boiling was like second nature to him.
| Source: | Jarlsberg's Gate |
| Price: | N/A |
| Class: | Avatar of Jarlsberg |
| Level: | Path of Breakfast 1 |
| Effect: | Deals Moderate hot damage |
| When Used: |
| A fresh mountain spring burbles up beneath your opponent. You make it boil, scorching him for X damage.
You boil the puddle your opponent is standing in, scorching <it> for X damage. You boil the saliva inside your opponent's mouths, heating <it> for X damage. You boil your opponent's bile and lymph inside of <it> for X damage. Gruesome. A passing kid on a tricycle hurls a water balloon at your opponent. You boil the water right before the balloon hits, searing him for X damage. You spit at your opponent and boil the spit before it lands, scorching it for X damage. You boil some of your opponent's blood, dealing X damage and causing steam to erupt comically from his ears You boil the mucus inside your opponent's nose, turning their nose gold to lava and doing X damage. Every creature has water in the tissue that makes up its body. You boil that water inside your opponent for X damage. A passing kid on a tricycle shoots at your opponent with a water gun. You boil the water before it hits, scorching it for X damage. |
Notes
- Deals 10-15 damage + 40% buffed Mysticality + spell damage, capped at 10 times the MP spent.
- Allows the creation of consummate hard-boiled egg, consummate bagel, and consummate soup in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen.
References
- As Tolkien observed in The Fellowship of the Ring, "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
