Boss Beast
| Boss Beast | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2437 |
| Locations | The Boss Bat's Lair |
| Hit Points | 40 |
| Attack | 33 |
| Defense | 29 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, wing |
| Drops | [[]] |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Boss BeastThe Boss Bat swoops down at you! It's shaggier and snoutier than usual, for some reason. And... wait a minute... three heads? This is at least 50% more of a problem than you were expecting!
Hit Message(s):
The three heads divvy up control of the various claws and talons, and they manage to hit you in the groin, throat, and ear simultaneously.
He lets loose a piercing shriek from three sets of vocal cords. The cacophany is positively ear-shattering, if you can call that positive.
He headbutts you with three heads plus their associated foreheads, for a grand total of fifteen heads.
He tears at your tender leg with three mouths worth of fangs. It's not a vampire bat, but this still sucks.
He shreds you with his talons, which are even longer than usual. He's especially talonted now.
He flaps his wings and rises ponderously into the air. With a trio of piercing squeaks, he swoops down and pounces, ripping at your flesh with fangs and claws and talons simultaneously.
He tries to headbutt you, but his heads clonk together like the Three Stooges, complete with hollow coconut sounds.
He tries to sink all of his fangs into you, but is even less able to decide which head gets to bite first than usual.
The heads argue about which place to hit you, and end up not hitting you at all.
He squeaks at you with his three mouths, but manages to harmonize pleasantly. If he grew another head, he'd be a decent barbershop quartet.
He tries to shred you with his talons, but lacks the talent to do so, even with three heads.
He lets loose a squeaky howl and flies up to swoop down on you. Unfortunately (for him), his new extra head is messing up his coordination, and he wipes out on a stalactite. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat |
 | You acquire... something. (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Boss Bat's Lair.
