Bottle of realpagne

bottle of realpagne

In the decadent, stylish and stylized world of the Rogue Windmill, champagne simply won't do. When you're a big-spending businessman looking to relax with an expensive courtesan, only the real stuff is good enough for you.

Type: booze (awesome)
Potency: 2
Level required: 2
Selling Price: 55 Meat.

(In-game plural: bottles of realpagne)

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Obtained From

The Rogue Windmill

courtesan

When Consumed

You drink the realpagne. The bubbles tickle your nose in a totally authentic fashion.

You gain 5-8 Adventures.

You gain 12-18 Roguishness.

You acquire an effect: The Real Deal (duration: 10 Adventures)

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

References

• "Realpagne" is a pun on "champagne," in which the "cham" is pronounced as "sham" (a fraud or farce).
• "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" has been around since the 1930s, as a message to write in a friend's yearbook.

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