Bradley, the Pencil-Pushing Elf

Bradley, the Pencil-Pushing Elf

They told me if I answered the door and gave you candy that they would give me my red hammer back but I still haven't been paid and nobody will answer their phones when I ask them if I'm getting paid nobody calls me back and they stole my red hammer and I'm gonna burn Crimbotown down if they don't get it back to me...

Stupid Crimboween taking over from the Scream Queen and there's gonna be trouble and I'm giving you the candy but they still won't pay me and nobody will tell me where my hammer is and they told me the squirrels were 'merry' and I told them I said they were 'married' but they still say 'merry' and someday they're all gonna die.

You acquire an item: candy cane

or

You acquire an item: eggnog

or

You acquire an item: fruitcake

or

You acquire an item: gingerbread bugbear

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Occurs while Trick-or-Treating (a generic adventure added for Halloween XI).

References

• Bradley is based on Milton Waddams, soft-spoken pencil-pusher from Office Space. Bradley's red hammer alludes to Milton's favorite red stapler.
• Milton Bradley is the name of an American games company.