Breakdancing raver
| Breakdancing raver | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 855 |
| Locations | Outside the Club |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Defense | 126 |
| Initiative | ∞ |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | candy necklace, rave visor, teddybear backpack |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a breakdancing raverOne of the ravers takes his pacifier out of his mouth and sneers at you as you approach. "You think you're getting inside before I do, Grandpa? Get real. You don't have the threads, and you don't have the moves."
"I've forgotten more moves than you'll ever know, kid," you remark, cracking your knuckles.
"Ooh, scary. You lookin' to throw down?" He does a hand-spring onto a large sheet of cardboard that someone seems to have duct-taped to the ground. "Bring it, fossil."
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with his teddybear backpack. The backpack's painfully adorable, and the attack is adorably painful. Argh! Eek! Argh!
He does a pirouette. You point out that's not a breakdance move, so he smacks you with his pacifier. Ow! Argh! Eek!
He does a spin-kick. You'd point out that that's not a breakdance move, but your head hurts too badly. Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
He takes off his candy necklace and snaps it on your <face>. Then he kicks you in the shins. The rest is a PLUR blur. Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
He tries to hit you with his teddybear backpack, but you won't let it be your teddy bear.
He does a pirouette. You point out that's not a breakdance move.
He does a spin-kick. You do a duck-dodge.
He remembers that the principles of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect don't include beating the crap out of random adventurers. (FUMBLE!)
Suddenly and unexpectedly, the raver drops to the ground and whirls his legs around like a windmill, catching you with a vicious kick to the knee. You stagger backwards, barely managing to keep your footing. Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
or
The raver drops to the ground and starts spinning his legs wildly. He's much too far away from you to actually hit you, but it still looks pretty impressive.
Equipment you can knock loose by using Rave Steal:
 | You acquire an item: candy necklace |
 | You acquire an item: rave visor |
 | You acquire an item: teddybear backpack |
Occurs at Outside the Club.
Notes
- His special move cues you in to study him by using Gothy Handwave.
References
- Like the Teddy Bear and the Evil Teddy Bear, the teddybear backpack miss message refers to the 1957 Elvis Presley Hit "Teddy Bear".
- PLUR (Peace Love Unity Respect) is a credo associated with the early 90s rave movement.
