Bree-Yark!

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Bree-Yark!
Bree-Yark!

As you're nearing the Sleazy Back Alley, you happen upon a Knob Goblin tourist, gaping in awe at the tall buildings of Seaside Town (They don't have anything taller than zero stories where he comes from.)

Since he hasn't noticed you, you take advantage of the opportunity to practice your pickpocketing skills. You feel simultaneously smoother and richer. Like new and improved Ovaltine™!

You gain 50 Meat.
You gain 5 Sarcasm.

Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley (one time adventure).

References

  • Bree-Yark refers to D&D Module B2: The Keep on the Borderlands. Bree-Yark is goblin for "Hey Rube" (i.e., "All Goblins within earshot please report to serve a beat-down on the non-Goblins"). Of course, one of the rumors at the Keep informs you that Bree-Yark is goblin for "I surrender".