Bubblin' crude

bubblin' crude

This is a handful of magically animated crude oil. It's bubbly, not like a happy sorority girl is bubbly, but like a cauldron of boiling poison is bubbly.

(Cooking ingredient)
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: bubblin' crudes)

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Item number: 5789
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Obtained From

Items

codpiece (8)

Oil Peak

oil slick (1)

oil tycoon (1-2)

oil baron (1-2)

oil cartel (1-3)

Up From the Ground... (3) (while Lucky!)

use Duskwalker syringe against one of the "Oil Monsters"

When Used

• Using 3:

Only God can make a bird, but you can make a pretty good facsimile. Or at least a pretty disgusting one.

You acquire an item: oily boid

• Using 8:

You squish the oil into a greasy hat.

You acquire an item: oil cap

• Using 9:

You glom globs of oil together until they're in a shape resembling a lamp. You love lamp.

You acquire an item: oil lamp

• Using 10:

Your mother always said that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemon pants out of them. That lesson probably applies to oil, too.

You acquire an item: oil slacks

• Using 11:

You make a pan out of oil. The critics are gonna love it!

You acquire an item: oil pan

• Using 12:

Driven by forces you don't understand, you make a jar out of oil and fill it with oil before making a lid out of oil and sealing the jar.

You acquire an item: jar of oil

• Otherwise:

That much oil doesn't congeal into anything good.

Uses

• crudles
• eldritch essence
• adds Greasy Visage (+50 dmg to sleaze spells, +100% sdmg) to food prepared via a Black and White Apron Meal Kit, sometimes

Notes

• While this item cannot be autosold, it can be made into autosellable items. The oil cap gives the best Meat per crude return, 18.125 each.
• During a G-Lover ascension, you can only make the Jar of oil by using the Crude oil congealer.
• 1 of these can be used to add Regenerate 5-15 MP per Adventure to your pantogram pants.

References

• The name of the item comes from the lyrics of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett", the theme song for The Beverly Hillbillies.
• The "... lamp. You love lamp." line is a reference to the film Anchorman, where Steve Carrell's character Brick Tamland speaks almost the exact same line when discussing love with his colleagues: Scene on YouTube
• The description for making the oil pan refers to the phrase "panned by critics," which refers to a work that received mostly bad reviews.

Collection

• 🥇: Bakken (#2666261) - 151,000
• 🥈: dune rune (#2896385) - 75,000
• 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 21,573
• #4: Misha_Z (#1705440) - 14,121
• #5: Trans Tomboy (#1373513) - 10,209
• #6: TQuilla (#2771003) - 5,511
• #7: DosBoot (#115656) - 5,500
• #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 5,469
• #9: Allis (#1799392) - 4,424
• #10: Hanson The Mighty (#1195106) - 3,281

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