Bugbear robo-surgeon
| Bugbear robo-surgeon | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1177 |
| Locations | Medbay |
| Hit Points | 20 |
| Attack | 15 |
| Defense | 22 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm,head,leg,torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a bugbear robo-surgeonThe bugbear medical community asked the bugbear scientists to come up with some kind of robotic assistant to help in operations. Since most of the bugbear scientists are criminally insane, they developed this horrific collection of mechanical limbs equipped with saws, lasers, drills, and a malevolent artificial intelligence.
Bugbear surgery frequently has a mortality rate higher than 300%.
You%[sic] finally battle your way across the Med Bay to confront it. "Robosurgeon, power down!" you say, figuring it's worth a shot.
"Verbal Command Processing Unit Currently Offline," the robosurgeon responds.
"Then how did you know I was issuing a command at all?" you ask.
"Homicidal Response To Smart-ass Question Protocol Invoked," the robosurgeon says, swinging its bonesaw at you.
Hit Message(s):
It drills a hole in your <thigh> big enough to let daylight through. Eek! Oof! Ouch!
It shoots your <thigh> with a laser until it sizzles. Yeowch! Argh! Eek! Oof! (hot damage)
It gives you twenty stitches in your <thigh>, while you protest that your <thigh> is just fine, thank you very much. Ouch! Eek! Eek!
It saw you in the <thigh>. If only you saw that attack coming. Ooh! Ow! Ow!
It hits you with a laser beam while it drills a hole in your <thigh> and severs your <thigh>. And you can't be sure, but you'd swear it was giggling the whole time. Oof! Oof! Oof!
It tries to saw you in the <thigh>, but you see the saw coming and totter away.
It tries to shoot you with a laser, but uses the wrong arm and just shines a flashlight in your eyes.
It tries to drill a hole in your <thigh>, but you find such attacks boring, and dodge.
It tries to give you some stitches, but you point out you haven't been snitching on anything lately.
It runs out of battery and collapses with a whine of servo motors, opening up a few lunar panels to recharge itself. (FUMBLE!)
You win the fight!
As the robo-surgeon bleeps his last, a computerized voice from overhead intones: "Reduced Power Consumption Detected in Medical Bay. Appropriating Excess Power for Elevators."
Nice.
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at Medbay.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
