Burning newspaper

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Damage formula/mechanics.

burning newspaper

You'd better read this quick.

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Deal a bunch of Hot Damage and briefly stun your enemy

(In-game plural: burning newspapers)

Obtained From

Familiar: Dropped after combat by an Garbage Fire after 5, then every 30 combats.; Garbage Fire in a Crown of Thrones/Buddy Bjorn (sometimes, 3x/day)

You wad up the newspaper and hurl it at your foe, dealing a sizzling and informative X damage.

Staggers the opponent on use.
The damage on the first use in a combat starts out high (130+), but subsequent uses deal less damage. Exact mechanics need spading.
Has a [fold] option that allows you to turn the burning newspaper into equipment (at the cost of 1 HP). All equipment formed have the tags: "Cannot be traded or discarded" and "This item will disappear at the end of the day."

A listing of the enchantments the various burning items provide are as follows:

burning cape	Back	Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +25 +5 Adventures per day when equipped
burning paper crane	Off-Hand	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +25 +10 to Familiar Weight
burning paper hat	Hat	Serious Stench Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +25 Regenerate 6-10 HP and MP per adventure
burning paper jorts	Pants	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +25 Spell Damage +25
burning paper slippers	Accessory	Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +25 Combat Initiative +50%

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