CH Imp
| CH Imp | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 981 |
| Locations | The Laugh Floor |
| Hit Points | 62 |
| Attack | 62 |
| Defense | 55 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | imp air |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a CH ImpEvil monkey! Evil infernal demon monkey!
Hit Message(s):
He stabs you with a knife he's been carrying. Demon monkey knife fight! Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
He flings something at you. I won't tell you what it is, just that it's gross. (stench damage) Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
He points at you and grimaces. You feel a shiver run up your spine and punch you in the back of the neck. (spooky damage) Ooh! Oof! Argh!
He hits you on the head with a monkey wrench. Whatever became of innocence? Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
He grabs a nearby vine, swings through the air, and ends by kicking you so hard in the head that you flip over twice before you land. Looks like he just gave you the monkey business. Ow! Ow! Oof!
He tries to stab you with his monkey knife, but you warn him against such monkeyshines.
He tries to hit you with a monkey wrench, but you wrench yourself away at the last minute.
He tries to fling poo at you, but you pooh-pooh the notion.
He points at you and grimaces, but you're not scared, since you know he doesn't live in your closet.
He stops attacking long enough to gorge himself on a couple of infernal bananas. He probably got them from Belafontus, the underworld's Banana Tallyman. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: imp air (25% chance)* |
| You gain 15-16 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Laugh Floor
References
- There is an evil monkey in Chris' closet on Family Guy who usually appears pointing at Chris with an evil grimace.
- Harry Belafonte wrote the Banana Boat Song "Day-O", which has requests for the banana boat tallyman to count up the night's work.
- The line "Demon monkey knife fight!" is a reference to the song "Monkey!! Knife!! Fight!!" by the band Minus the Bear.
- The "monkey wrench" hit message with the line "whatever became of innocence?" is a reference to the Foo Fighters song "Monkey Wrench".
