CRIMBCOLOAF

CRIMBCOLOAF

This is a thick, chewy loaf of some kind of processed food product. It's the preferred food of CRIMBCO elfployees -- or, at least, it's the food CRIMBCO prefers that its elfployees eat. It's full of life-sustaining nutrients, mood-altering productivity enhancers, and a flavor.

In keeping with CRIMBCO's corporate mission statement: "Blandly Pleasant, Inoffensively Festive," the name eschews the potentially problematic word "fruit."

Type: food (decent)
Size: 3
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: CRIMBCOLOAVES)

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Item number: 4820
Description ID: 582522870
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Crimbo 2010

Advent Calendar

When Consumed

You eat the CRIMBCOLOAF. It tastes faintly like figgy pudding, and makes you wonder why you refused to leave until you got some.

You gain 4-5 Adventures.

You gain 18-20 Muscleboundness. You gain 16-20 Mysteriousness. You gain 15-20 Smarm.

(You gain 3 Fullness.)

References

• The consumption text refers to some lesser-known verses of the holiday music staple "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".

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