Campfire coffee

campfire coffee

To heck with all your fancy frou-frou French presses and crap! The real recipe for coffee is, you put some coffee in a pot of water and you put that pot of water in a fire until it's coffee!

Wait -- do we know what coffee is yet? Are we still doing that joke?

Type: beverage (awesome)
Size: 1
Effect: Coffee Achiever (40 Adventures)+25% Combat Initiative
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: cups of campfire coffee)

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Item number: 10308
Description ID: 462527854
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Obtained From

Stores

Your Campfire (1 stick of firewood)

When Consumed

You boil up a pot of coffee and drink it, straining the grounds out through your teeth. This is how people come up with ideas like hatchet-throwing contests.

You gain 3-4 Adventures.

You gain 10-20 Cheek.

You acquire an effect: Coffee Achiever (duration: 40 Adventures)

(You gain 1 Fullness.)

References

• The last line of the description refers to a running joke about how several coffee-themed items infer that coffee, in fact, does not exist in the kingdom.

Collection

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