Can't Beat the Evil Thing

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Can't Beat the Evil Thing
Can't Beat the Evil Thing

Your hike along the beach brings you to the foot of a tall, rocky cliff. You stop to inspect some driftwood that has washed ashore.

clonk!

You look up, rubbing your head in pain, and see a native frog-lobster man at the top of the cliff, doing a little dance and shouting "Hurglurblurgurburglulurg!" exuberantly. You shake a fist at him, but he doesn't seem to notice you.

Near your feet, you find an empty glass Cloaca-Cola bottle. Man, these guys must be crazy.

You acquire an item: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle

Occurs at Sonofa Beach.

References

  • The title of the adventure refers to Coca-Cola's old ad slogan "Can't beat the real thing".
  • The cola bottle thrown from a cliff and the line "these guys must be crazy" refer to the film The Gods Must Be Crazy.