Can-can dancer
| Can-can dancer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 587 |
| Locations | The Rogue Windmill |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats (Max 125) |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | can-can-in-a-can |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a can-can dancerThis is one of the showgirls at the Rogue Windmill. Her specialty is making ankle-length skirts exciting by doing a high-energy, high-stepping dance. Why? Because she can-can-can. Right now, she looks a little annoyed that you've crashed her performance, and she's getting ready to kick you in the chin.
Hit Message(s):
She gives you a big hug. Apparently, dancing is sweaty work. Blech. Eek! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
She kicks you in the can, can, can. You're going to be walking funny for a week. Ooh! Eek! Oof!
She waves the hem of her skirt in your face. Starched lace + tender eyeballs = ouch. Ow! Ouch! Ouch!
She can, can, can kick you in the skull, skull, skull. Ouch! Ugh! Eek!
She joins a chorus line of can-can dancers, which proceed to trample, stomp, kick, and generally maim you. At least the view's not half bad. Oof! Oof! Ooh!
She tries to give you a big, sweaty hug, but you demurr.
She tries to kick you in the chin, but her cans get in the way.
She waves the hem of her skirt at you, but you just wave back.
She tries to kick you in the <forehead>, but can't, can't, can't.
She suddenly collapses, starts gasping for air, and coughs up some red food coloring into a handkerchief. She looks up, embarrassed, and says she shouldn't have been freebasing kool-aid. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: can-can-in-a-can (20% chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at The Rogue Windmill.
