Can of CRIMBCOLA

can of CRIMBCOLA

This sugary, saccharine cola is the beverage of choice for -- well, okay, the only beverage offered to -- elfployees of CRIMBCO, the massive, faceless corporation currently in charge of Crimbo. It contains all of the sugar and caffeine an elf needs to be 100% productive, while constantly on the edge of a nervous breakdown.

In keeping with CRIMBCO's mission statement -- "Blandly Pleasant, Inoffensively Festive," its flavor and color can both be described as "beige."

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: cans of CRIMBCOLA)

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Item number: 4819
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Crimbo 2010

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When Used

You drink the can of CRIMBCOLA. It doesn't taste like much of anything, but it does pack a wallop.

You gain 80−100? Mana Points.

Collection

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