Cargo crab
| Cargo crab | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 743 |
| Locations | The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons |
| Hit Points | 500 |
| Attack | 450 |
| Defense | 360 |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | 160-240 |
| Phylum | fish |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, torso |
| Drops | imitation crab crate |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cargo crabThis is a large hermit crab that has taken up residence in an old crate of imitation crab meat. You pause to wonder if crabs are capable of understanding irony, or if they're more like Alanis Morissette.
Hit Message(s):
It pinches you in the <head>. Well, at least now you know you're not dreaming. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Eek! Oof! Ow! Ow!
It clamps a claw on your <head>. Ow, thad's paidful! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ooh!
It stomps on your foot with its spiny little leg. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Argh!
It bangs its crate into you, and you get a nasty splinter. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Argh!
It pinches both of your legs while hitting you in the head with its crate. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Oof! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Eek!
It tries to pinch you, but can't. Does that mean you're dreaming?
It tries to clamp a claw on you, but you frighten it off with a ramekin of drawn butter.
It tries to stomp on your feet, but can't accomplish the feat.
It tries to bang its crate into you, but you hide in a barrel.
It tries to ram you with its crate, but you stay in front of it. Since it can only walk sideways, you're completely safe. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)* |
 | You acquire an item: imitation crab crate (29.3% chance)* |
| You gain 113 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons.
References
- The description is a reference to Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic", which, ironically, doesn't contain any real irony.
- One of the miss messages is a reference to the chain store Crate & Barrel.
- Another miss message refers to the practice of serving a ramekin of drawn butter with crab in restaurants.
