Category:Umbrellas
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Umbrellas are 1-handed melee weapons.
Umbrella-Specific Hit Messages:
You stick your <umbrella> up <its> nose and open it, doing X damage. Now you know why it's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your nose. BIFF! WHACK! BAM!
You do X damage with your umbrella. Ella. Ella. Ay, ay, ay, ay. SMACK! ZOT! BOINK!
You open the <umbrella>, put it over your shoulder, and do an a cappella version of "Three Little Maids From School." Your opponent takes X points' worth of confusion. KERBLAM! SMACK! BONK!
You smack <it> up one side and down the other with your <umbrella>, doing X damage and feeling like a hysterical old lady. BONK! ZOT! SMACK!
References
Pages in category "Umbrellas"
The following 5 pages are in this category, out of 5 total.