Cbzzter the Grisly Bear
| Cbzzter the Grisly Bear | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1766 |
| Locations | Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, banjo, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | jar of swamp honey,backwoods banjo |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Cbzzter the Grisly Bear"Howdy, pskzzzzzzner!"
You spin around, practically having a heart attack from surprise, and then almost wish you had -- because wherever you go when you die, it can't be any worse than being face to half-melted face with an overalls-wearing, banjo-picking, badly malfunctioning animatronic bear.
"I'm Cbzzter!" it shouts exuberantly at you. "What's your nbzzt, nbzzt, nbzzt? What's your nbzzt, nbzzt, nnnnnnnnnnbzzt"
It doesn't even get all the way to the end of the sentence before trying to kill you.
Hit Message(s):
The bear slashes your <groin> with filthy metal claws. ...Why does a park mascot have sharpened claws?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! (stench damage)
The bear attempts to brain you with its banjo, and is reasonably successful.
Ow! Eek! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ow!
"Pleased ta meetcha, <playername>!" the horrible automaton barks at you. ...Wait, how did it know your name? (CRITICAL HIT!)
Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! (spooky damage)
"You know, you got a real purty sk-sk-sk-skull," the thing says, with a twisted, half-melted grin.
The bear attacks, but you push the button that lowers the security door just in time.
The machine plonks out a few out-of-tune bars of "Duelling Banjos", much to your discomfort and dismay. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: jar of swamp honey (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: backwoods banjo (0.1% chance)* |
Occurs at Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice.
Notes
References
- The security door miss message is a reference to Five Nights at Freddy's, in which you have to close security doors to protect yourself from malfunctioning animatronics (including a bear).
- Bears are more usually grizzly, with grisly meaning horrifyingly repellent, terrifying or gruesome.
