Cement Cobbler Penguin
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| Cement Cobbler Penguin | |
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| Monster ID | 912 |
| Locations | Don Crimbo's Compound |
| Hit Points | Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle+3 |
| Attack | Scales to buffed Moxie+4 |
| Defense | Scales to buffed Muscle+4 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body, flipper, foot, head |
| Drops | Crimbuck, cement sandals |
| Quest | chunk of cement |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Cement Cobbler PenguinMmm, I remember when I'd come home from grade school and the whole house would smell like fresh concrete, because mom was making her blue-ribbon cement cobbler...
But this is just a penguin that fits you for a pair of cement shoes. Don't think he's a one-trick penguin, though; he also does cement boots, cement flip-flops, and even some fetching cement pumps.
Hit Message(s):
He throws a cement shoe at you. Ow! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! Ooh!
He throws a cement stiletto at you. The heel buries itself several inches into your <leg>. Eek!
He throws a cement flip-flop at you. Well, it's more of a thunk-thwack, come to think of it. Ugh!
He throws a cement boot at you. OW! What was that aboot? Eek!
He throws a pair of lovely cement galoshes at you. They go 'thunk' when they hit you, and then your blood goes 'galosh galosh' as it spills out. Happy Crimbo!
He throws a boot at you, but it misses. Thank goodness; that attack was aboot to brain you, eh?
He throws a shoe at you, but misses. Looks like he should get more training from Distant Lands journalists.
He starts to throw a cement flip-flop at you, but flip-flops on the decision to throw it.
He throws a cement stiletto at you, but you dodge the attack and the crime against fashion.
He runs out of cement shoes to throw at you, and has to cobble together some more before he can attack again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 8−12 Crimbux |
 | You acquire an item: cement sandals (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chunk of cement (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- The miss message involving Distant Lands journalists is a reference to a certain incident involving George W. Bush.
- The first hit message refers to Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. At the end, Random Task throws a shoe at Austin, who says, "Ow! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
