Cheap plastic kazoo
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cheap plastic kazoo
Let's give a cheer for the lowest common denominator of musical instruments: the humble kazoo! Can't whistle? Don't have enough rhythm to play the triangle? Well, if you can breathe, you can play the kazoo.
Just don't try to use your kazoo-playing skills as a means of picking up chicks. It doesn't work. There are no groupies for the kazoo-player.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed kazoo)
Damage: 5 - 10
Moxie Required: 10
Selling Price: 55 Meat.
Cannot be traded+10 to Monster Level
(In-game plural: cheap plastic kazoos)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Ticket Redemption Counter (100 Game Grid tickets)
Messages
The grating buzzing of your kazoo lulls your opponent into a deep trance. Wait, not 'trance'. 'Fury', that's the word I want. Fortunately he starts taking his anger out on his own ears instead of your face, doing X damage. POW! SPLAT! BARF!
You unleash a torrent of high-pitched buzzing sounds from your kazoo. He, who it turns out is allergic to bees, thrashes around frantically, doing X to him-self in the process. KAPOW! BONK! KAPOW!
You belt out your rendition of "Flight of the Bumblebee" on your cheap plastic kazoo. Your opponent takes X damage, and he screams in pain as his head explodes in a fountain of gore. (Not really.) WHAM! BAM! BONK!
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
- 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 20
- 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 13
- #4: PacHINKOid (#43130) - 12
- #5: Archipelago71 (#200377) - 11
- #6: Magic2729 (#1557522) - 7
- #7: sensibleb (#52928) - 6
- #8: Nikademus (#95105) - 4
- #9: Farflier (#2070646), Rinnith (#37195) - 3
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