Cheerless mime executive
| Cheerless mime executive | |
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| Monster ID | 2048 |
| Locations | The Cheerless Spire (Level 5) |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | Player's Moxie + 60 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle + 60 |
| Initiative | 400 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% |
| Monster Parts | arms, head, legs, torso |
| Drops | 7 crystalline cheer |
| Pickpocket | warehouse key |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cheerless mime executiveOne of the executive mimes tries to fire you, and when you point out that you don't work here he decides to attack you, instead.
or
One of the mime executives stops pretending to play golf long enough to attack you.
or
You accidentally draw the attention of an executive mime.
Hit Message(s):
He presses the button on an invisible intercom and mimes for his invisible secretary to hold his calls. Your brain folds in on itself because of the nonsense of what you just saw. Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ugh!
He pretends to hire somebody to hit you in the head with a crowbar. It's pretty effective pantomime, because somebody actually does it. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ow!
He makes some weird motion, and you can't figure out why your nipple suddenly hurts, but then you realize that what happened was he smashed your nipple between the balls of one of those invisible Newton's cradle desk toys. Eek! Eek! Oof! Eek!
He pretends to hire somebody to hit you in the head with a crowbar. It's pretty effective pantomime, because somebody actually does it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ooh! Argh!
He pretends to hire somebody to hit you in the head with a crowbar, but you pretend to convince that person to go on strike, so they don't do it.
He takes a break to pretend to play golf for a while.
He pretends to hire somebody to hit you in the head with a crowbar, but you pretend to convince that person to go on strike, so they don't do it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 7 crystalline cheer |
 | You gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)* |
| You gain x Strongness. You gain x Magicalness. You gain x Roguishness. |
Occurs at The Cheerless Spire (Level 5).
Notes
- Possible avatars for the mime are:
 
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- Prior to January 2, 2018, using Pickpocket on this monster sometimes yielded a warehouse key.
- Prior to January 2, 2018, this monster had an average base meat drop of 1500.
- Prior to September 6, 2024, this monster had an average base meat drop of 500.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
