Cheese Wizard
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Cheese Wizard | |
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Monster ID | 1695 |
Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
Hit Points | ? |
Attack | ? |
Defense | unknown |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Drops | |
Manuel | smellbook |
Manuel Entry | |
refreshedit data |
You approach a woman in yellow robes and tap her on the shoulder. "Hey, do you --" She whirls around. "Fromage Magefro!" she screams, and her hair stands on end and takes on an oily thickness.
"Levelveetate!" she shouts. She begins to float above the ground as globules of pungent cheese drip from her feet.
"Why are you doing that?" you ask.
"Doing what?"
"Shouting out the names of the spells you're casting," you clarify.
"Wait..." she says, momentarily perplexed. "Do you not do that?"
Hit Message(s):
"Munster Mash!" she shouts. A giant block of cheese appears above your head and falls, crushing you. Eek! Ow! (stench damage)
She shouts "Emmental Elemental!" A tiny man-shaped apparition made of cheese winks into existence and punches you in the <giblets>. Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)
She screems "Neufchâtgun!" A burst of curds springs forth from her outstretched palm and peppers you. Argh! Eek! (stench damage)
She screams "Bleuball!" as she hurls a sphere of pungent, moldy cheese at you. It detonates on your <giblets>. Ow! Ouch! (stench damage)
She shouts "Emmental Elemental!" A tiny man-shaped apparition made of cheese winks into existence and punches you in the lower back. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Eek! Ugh!
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You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Stinkiest Adventurer contest).
Notes
- Sometimes blocks physical attacks with the message:
- She levelveetates out of the way of your attack.
References
- Cheez Whiz is possibly delicious.