Choreography Amongst the Coral
A group of ice skates swims toward you, slapping their dorsal fins together in choreographed precision. "Hey, airbreather," one of them says, "are you with the roller skates or with us?"
"What's the difference, really?" you ask.
"Well," he responds, singing, "when you're an ice skate, you're an ice skate all the way, from your first pirouette to your last dyin' day / When you're an ice skate, you're never grotesque, you fight on your tiptoes with each arabesque!"
"Oh," you say, "in that case, I'm going to run at you, screaming, with this brand new key, because the roller skates are way cooler than you."
The ice skates turn and flee (with a few well-timed skate-equivalent-of-high-kicks), leaving you alone in this part of the park.
Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain with a brand new key equipped.
References
- The song is a parody of "When You're a Jet", a song from West Side Story.
