Chowder Golem
| Chowder Golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 39 |
| Locations | Tower Ruins |
| Hit Points | 9 |
| Attack | 18 |
| Defense | 16 |
| No-Hit | 28 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 29-43 |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Chowder GolemThis is a golem made of clam chowder. New England clam chowder, that is. The oyster crackers look especially dangerous.
Hit Message(s):
It covers your entire head with thick, creamy chowder. You chowderhead. Argh! Ow!
It pelts you with oyster crackers. Salty and pointy! Eek! Ow!
It spits tabasco sauce at your eyeballs. That's usually tasty with clam chowder, but then you usually eat with your mouth, not your eyes. Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)
It reaches into itself, finds a bunch of clams that are still in their shells, and flings them at you. They clamp down on various sensitive bits of your anatomy. Oof! Ooh!
It tries to coat you in chowder, but fortunately you've been dipped in a chowder-proof coating.
It throws oyster crackers at you, but they're too soggy to do any damage.
It spits tabasco sauce at you, but you catch it in your mouth before it can get in your eyes.
It squelches toward you, roaring with chowdery rage, but you brandish a nearby spoon and it cowers in the corner. Then you throw the spoon away. There is no spoon. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 29-43 Meat (average: 36, stdev: 3.24)* |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at Tower Ruins.
References
- The fumble message refers to the movie, The Matrix.
