Classic Boss Bat
| Classic Boss Bat | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2316 |
| Locations | The Boss Bat's Lair |
| Hit Points | 40 |
| Attack | 33 |
| Defense | 29 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, wing |
| Drops | batskin belt, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling, dense meat stack |
| Quest | replica Mr. Accessory |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Classic Boss BatHuh. You could've sworn this thing was bigger.
Hit Message(s):
The Boss Bat leaps up in ungainly flight, then bombs you with guano. Ewwww, man. Oof! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)
He sinks four sets of barely-visible fangs into your tender bung. Ouch squared, dude. Argh! Ouch! Ow!
Each tiny head operates a single very small wing, and they manage to hit you in the lower back and lower back simultaneously. Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
He squeezes you with tiny talons, leaving thin little scratches all over your leg. Ow! Ow! Ouch!
He lets loose a piercing squeak from both sets of vocal cords. It's barely audible, given how small he is, but the specific frequency makes your eye-bone shatter. Ow! Argh! Oof!
He headbutts you, with both tiny heads. And both tiny foreheads. All eight tiny heads, then. Ow! Ugh! Ooh!
He flaps his tiny wings and rises ponderously into the air. With a piercing squeak, he swoops down and lands on you, crushing you beneath his freakishly warm, fleshy, deformed body. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Argh! Ooh!
He tries to squeeze you with his talons, but lacks the talent to do so. Also the talons are very small.
He tries to sink all of his fangs into you, but they're so small you can't even see where he bit you.
He lets loose a piercing squeak and flies up to swoop down on you. Unfortunately, his two heads can't agree about who gets to drive, and he smashes into the wall. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: dense meat stack (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: batskin belt (100% chance)* |
- If you have any monster aggravation device set to 4:
 | You acquire an item: Boss Bat britches (100% chance)* |
- If you have any monster aggravation device set to 8:
 | You acquire an item: Boss Bat bling (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: replica Mr. Accessory (100% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Boss Bat's Lair during a Legacy of Loathing run.
Notes
- This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.
