Clerical robot

Clerical robot
Monster ID	2404
Locations	Boltsmann Bearings
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie + 3 (cap 1000)
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle + 3 (cap 1000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	panel, torso, head, circuitry, mitre
Drops	automa-bot parts, clerical automa-core
Manuel Entry
	refreshedit data

You're fighting a clerical robot

This robot provides both filing support for busy secretaries and religious support for depressed secretaries.

Hit Message(s):

It files some paperwork against your <foot>, slicing it wide open. Oof! Oof! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!

It gives you a solid metal benediction, right in the <foot>. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Eek! Ow!

It sprinkles your <foot> with ice-cold holy water. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It sprinkles your <foot> with ice-cold holy water. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It files some paperwork about your <foot>, but you can just ignore it until it's time for evaluations.

It moves to attack you, but pauses to cross itself instead.

It sprinkles your <foot> with holy water. Great -- now your <foot> will get into Heaven without you.

Fumble Message:

It sprinkles your <foot> with holy water. Great -- now your <foot> will get into Heaven without you. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You acquire an item: automa-bot parts (40% chance)*

You acquire an item: clerical automa-core (% chance)*

References

The description of this monster is a play on the fact that "clerical" refers to both religious figures, and people who do office work. This is because jobs like filing and processing paperwork were usually performed by clerics, in the days when lower class workers were usually illiterate.