Clown hammer

clown hammer

Despite the name, this isn't an implement for the hammering of clowns. Well, you could, but it would just make a squeaky noise, and then the clown would bite you and throw you in the basement.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 1 - 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

Squeaky!

(In-game plural: clown hammers)

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Item number: 1502
Description ID: 574804473
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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Hilarious Objects

Items

pantogram pants (with the hilarious sacrifice, sometimes)

Notes

• In combat, Sound Effects change from the usual WHACK! BAM! ZOT! to SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

References

• The description references an episode of Animaniacs, in which Dr. Scratchansniff tried to help Mr. Plotz (and, later, Wakko) overcome his fear of clowns by having him repeat the mantra "A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement. A clown is not a big spider..."

See Also

• Hilarious Objects

Collection

• 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 21,925
• 🥈: THE juStIN (#430830) - 20,325
• 🥉: hiDinghermit (#725639) - 10,044
• #4: MaryAnarchy (#65036) - 8,394
• #5: sellbot (#1053259) - 4,307
• #6: Klowni Hermanni (#1168664) - 4,090
• #7: Meggery (#70719) - 3,940
• #8: Icon315 (#1959735) - 2,135
• #9: OGL (#2873594) - 2,050
• #10: Dave of the Hill People (#200652) - 1,566

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