Cocktail shrimp

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Cocktail shrimp
Monster ID 1572
Locations The Sunken Party Yacht
Hit Points 400
Attack 350
Defense 325
Initiative 75
Meat 40-60
Phylum fish
Elements sleaze
Resistance 50%
Monster Parts head, legs, tail
Drops shrimp cocktail, giant shrimp fork
Manuel Entry
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cocktail shrimp You're fighting a cocktail shrimp

This is your average small, delicious sea-bug, only it got into the yacht's booze supply and gave itself an advanced degree in both mixology and cheesy pick-up lines.

Hit Message(s):

It mixes you a drink, then downs it itself and whacks you with a cocktail shaker. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!

It says, "hey, baby, wanna see why they call me a jumbo shrimp?" then shows you. Ew. Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

It shows you some XXX prawn. Gross. Ooh! Ow! Ouch!

It splashes you with some tartar sauce. Ugh. It's like mayonnaise and relish mixed together. Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

It winks its eyestalk suggestively. You don't even want to know what it's suggestive of. Oof! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It mixes up an undersea cocktail. When it offers the drink to you, you point out that you're underwater, so it doesn't make any sense that you could drink something. It's so enraged that it tramples you with its spiny feet. Ooh! Argh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It says, "hey, baby, wanna see why they call me a jumbo shrimp?" But you point out that's an oxymoron.

It offers you a shot, but you decline.

It tries to show you some XXX prawn, but you avert your eyes.

It winks its eyestalk suggestively, but you pretend it's just getting you more meat.

It tries to slap you with its shrimpy tail, but it's too little to connect.

Fumble Message:

It stops to mix up a couple of undersea cocktails, not at all bothered by the fact that it's literally impossible to mix drinks and consume them underwater. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
You acquire an item: giant shrimp fork (5% chance)*
You acquire an item: shrimp cocktail (25% chance)*

Occurs at The Sunken Party Yacht.

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