Combing the Cemetery
Despite your best efforts, a lot of people die in Gotpork. Pretty frequently, in fact. Considering the crime statistics, it's amazing that anyone moves here, though the travelogues cite the "exciting nightlife" as a real plus. Anyway, my point is that Gotpork Cemetery is crazy big, and Miss Graves could be just about anywhere.
| Brood | Restore all Bat-Health |
You find a gargoyle to perch on -- you might expect them to be more common in the cemetery than in the rest of the city, but in fact they're pretty much ubiquitous everywhere in Gotpork -- and start a short brooding session that turns into a short nap. Refreshing!
 | You gain all hit points. |
| Investigate | +10% Progress |
You spend some time searching the area, trying to figure out which way Miss Graves went. Eventually you find a trail of notebook paper covered in unreadable poetry (I mean, it's possible to read it, but for god's sake why would you) that leads deeper into the cemetery.
| Collect some evidence | + incriminating evidence |
You search around for a while, and discover evidence of several drug rings, planning notes for a bank heist, and a url for a warez torrent site. The cops will have a field day.
 | You acquire 5 pieces of incriminating evidence |
| Repair a worn-out skeleton | +25% Progress |
Only available with a bat-bearing (lose 1 bat-bearing):
You find an animated skeleton that's limping pretty badly, and trace the problem to a worn-out hip joint. You replace it with a steel bearing, and the skeleton gives you a friendly thumbs-up and points you down a promising-looking path.
| Dodgeball some nerds | +50% Progress |
Only available with 3 exploding kickballs (lose 3 kickballs):
You pull three exploding kickballs out of your batpack, and growl, "All right nerds, it's recess time." at some of the goth boys moping around. They scream and try to run away, but they can't outrun an exploding kickball in the back of the head. When the smoke clears, things are much quieter around here, and much less pretentious.
Occurs at Gotpork Gardens Cemetery.
