Completely typical fruitcake

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completely typical fruitcake

This is a fruitcake. It's like a big brown brick, with little pieces of cherries, apricots, and papayas in it. Mostly papayas. Great.

It doesn't appear to have any extra features or strange, hidden secrets. It's just a fruitcake. Don't be a fruitcake yourself by spouting wild theories about it.

Type: food
Size: 3
Selling Price: 37 Meat.

(In-game plural: completely typical fruitcakes)

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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Crimbo 2007

Advent Calendar

When Consumed

You eat the fruitcake. It's not nearly as bad as you were expecting it to be.

You gain 3-6 Adventures.

You gain 15-20 Fortitude. You gain 15-20 Enchantedness. You gain 15-20 Smarm.

(You gain 3 Fullness.)

Notes

• During rollover on December 22, 2007, this item became the nanite-infested fruitcake.

References

• This item is having fun with the fact that, stereotypically, fruitcake is among one of the most unappealing and disliked gifts of the Christmas season.