Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella

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Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella

You ponder your unbreakable umbrella and consider how you might want to reconfigure it..

This will determine the item's fifth enchantment.

Splay it  [+25% Monster Level]
Face it forward  [+25 Damage Reduction, Acts as a Shield]
Invert it  [+25% Item Drops from Monsters]
Hyperextend it  [+25 Weapon Damage]
Twirl it  [+25 Spell Damage]
Close it, but with you inside  [Monsters will be significantly less attracted to you]
Leave it Alone

Upon choosing Splay it:

You attempt to operate the umbrella normally, which causes it to explode into a howling mass of chaos.

Upon choosing Face it forward:

You carefully open the umbrella and point it towards the stuff in front of you.

Upon choosing Invert it:

You open the umbrella and let it dangle by the handle.

Upon choosing Hyperextend it:

You open the umbrella so hard it pops inside out.

Upon choosing Twirl it:

You open the umbrella inside, which causes it to become cursed. Then you begin twirling it, which evenly distributes the curse throughout the umbrella's metal skeleton.

Upon choosing Close it, but with you inside:

You open the umbrella, step inside it, and close it.

Upon choosing Leave it Alone:

You decide to stop messing with your umbrella, lest you break it.

Occurs when using your unbreakable umbrella.

Notes

  • The umbrella will always have the following enchantments: +25 to maximum HP and MP, +25% to all attributes, +25% Combat Initiative, and +25% Meat from monsters. You can change the umbrella's configuration to choose a fifth enchantment:
Choice Configuration Enchantment
Splay it broken +25% increase in Monster Level
Face it forward forward-facing +25 Damage Reduction, and the umbrella counts as a shield
Invert it bucket style +25% Item Drops from monsters
Hyperextend it pitchfork style +25 Weapon Damage
Twirl it constant twirl +25 Spell Damage
Close it, but with you inside cocoon -10% combat