Confiscated cell phone
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confiscated cell phone
This is a cellphone in a brightly-colored case, with a bunch of straps and dangly toy animals hanging off of it. So it probably wasn't confiscated from a business executive, unless they were a vice president at Lisa Frank Inc.
Type: potion
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Effect: OMG WTF (20 Adventures)Mysticality +10
Spell Damage +10
+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
(In-game plural: confiscated cell phones)
Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Confiscated Things
When Used
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| You turn on the phone. It bleeps and says "wtf omg smh fml can u believe fiorella's new sweater? i was like what is this wtf btw omg r u kidding me? lol" | ||
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Notes
The text message is randomized using the following format.
TLAs
Standard messaging abbreviations. Messages start with 1 or 2 and end with 1, and can have others interspersed throughout.
- btw
- fml
- lol
- omg
- smh
- wtf
Question
- can u believe <someone>'s new <something>?
- check out <someone>'s new <something>,
- did u finish the <subject> homework?
- did u know that <student> totes has a crush on u?
- did u see <someone>'s new <something>?
- did u see <student> making out with <student>?
- did u study for the <subject> test?
- i bet u like <student> right?
- u have to see <someone>'s new <something>,
- what did u get on the <subject> test?
Someone/Student
- Either a preppy student name (e.g., Brooklyn, Cammy, Glenn, Flayden, etc.) or administrative name (miss, mr., ms. mrs., prof., principal, vice-principal followed by a last name)
Something
- For students, something fashionable or cosmetic (tattoo, piercing, scar, outfit, scarf, sweater, purse, eyepatch) or love interest (boyfriend, sugardaddy)
- For administrative folks, something adult (slacks, cardigan, glasses, car, divorce attorney, husband, pantsuit, toupee, lesson plan)
Subject
- This can be algebra, chemistry, geography, geometry, math, physics, or science (and possibly something)
Reaction
- ^_^
- ^___^
- fml
- gtfo
- no wai
- NO. WAY.
- not in 1000000 years
- nuh uh!
- O___O
- O_O
- r u for real?
- r u kidding me?
- this cant be happening
- this cant be real
- u got 2 b kidding me
- what is the world coming to
- what is this
Connector
Rarely appears. If it does, it's one of these:
- and then i was like
- for reals
- what is this
Goodbye
- don't tell <student>
- for reals!
- for serious!
- good luck!
- i don't even
- i don't even know
- no wai
- not in 100000 years
- O___O
- pass it on
- so totes!
- this cant be real
- totes <TLA> towns
- totes!
- write me back
- xoxo
Collection
- 🥇: Skent (#1076753) - 2,576
- 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 2,042
- 🥉: SecondChances (#3422164) - 1,337
- #4: Parco Molo (#62858) - 948
- #5: Pastahead (#486552), whizdad (#443313) - 826
- #7: fractalnavel (#2422322) - 670
- #8: cubeof11 (#1240277) - 669
- #9: Cryanger (#1547990) - 601
- #10: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 593
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