Cooler wino

Cooler wino
Monster ID	1751
Locations	The Overgrown Lot
Hit Points	2
Attack	2
Defense	1
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	hobo
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm,head,leg,torso
Drops	unflavored wine cooler, unflavored wine cooler, mostly-broken sunglasses
Bounty	brightly-colored bottlecap
Manuel	handful of stubble
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a cooler wino

Some of Seaside Town's drunks are too cool to live in the Sleazy Back Alley, but not cool enough to live in an actual apartment or house. This is one of them, and he's mad at you.

Hit Message(s):

He says "This is what happens to nerds in this neighborhood," and breaks an empty wine cooler bottle over your <nipple>.

He runs next door to a fancy organic grocery store and steals one of the shopping carts. Then he brings it back and runs over your <nipple> with it.

He produces a customized pool cue from a fancy leather case, breaks it in half, and stabs you in the <nipple> with it.

Critical Hit Message:

He produces a customized pool cue from a fancy leather case, breaks it in half, and stabs you in the <nipple> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

He passes out and takes a cool nap.

He just stands there, snapping his fingers and tapping his feet.

He stumbles over some rubble and trips, but he does it in a way that makes it look like he did it on purpose.

Fumble Message:

He just stands there, snapping his fingers and tapping his feet. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: mostly-broken sunglasses (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: unflavored wine cooler (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: unflavored wine cooler (30% chance)*

You acquire a bounty item: brightly-colored bottlecap

(X of 10 found)

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Overgrown Lot.