Cowskeleton
| Cowskeleton | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1661 |
| Locations | The Spooky Old Abandoned Mine |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+1 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+1 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | femur, hat, skull, spine |
| Drops | plaid cowboy hat, rusted-out shootin' iron, spooky lasso |
| Manuel | skeleton beans |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cowskeletonNot the skeleton of a cow, but the skeleton of a cowboy. Cowboy, cowskeleton, see?
His cows are probably also skeletons, but that's just a coincidence.
Hit Message(s):
He uh god I dunno what do cowboys do? He kicks you with his spurs I guess. Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
He ropes and hog-ties you, which is weird because he's a cowboy and not a pigboy, and you aren't a hog anyway? Also, he kicks you a few times. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
He throws this lasso around your neck and gives you a sort of horizontal lynching. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Argh! Ooh!
He tries to kick you with his spurs, but you're warned by the jingle-jangle-jingle.
He ropes and hog-ties you, but doesn't seem to know what to do with you after that, so you untie yourself and stand back up.
He sort of clacks his jaw at you. You think maybe he's trying to say "Yee-haw!" or something similarly cowboyish, but he doesn't have lungs. It's kind of sad, actually. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: plaid cowboy hat (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: rusted-out shootin' iron (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: spooky lasso (20% chance)* |
Occurs at The Spooky Old Abandoned Mine.
